“Now that’s a full-figured fetus!”
— “Miss Jay” Alexander, America’s Next Top Model Cycle 10

Top Ten Things Elyse Said on Top Model (Cycle 1), via Youtube.com user Liziggy

“You are such a faggot.” Thank you, black pot. (Nick Ellis)

“You are such a faggot.” Thank you, black pot. (Nick Ellis)


“No one called and said, “Hey Natalie, pack boots for Charlotte,” ya know? They said, “Pack boots for Natalie.”
— Natalie, CW’s Girlicious, on why she wouldn’t lend Charlotte one of her many pairs of boots.
  • Me: Fuck
  • René: What
  • Me: I can't remember what the fuck I was blogging about
“

Every friend we ever had in common

I will sever the tie, sever the tie with you

You can thank your lucky stars

That everything I wish for will never come true.

When you go, I will forget everything about you

I’ve seen sinking ships go down with more grace than you.

”
— “Sending Postcards from a Plane Crash (WISH YOU WERE HERE),” Fall Out Boy, via Plyrics.com
Life, or something. Thanks, iPhone.

Life, or something. Thanks, iPhone.


I suggest not thinking too in-depth about it.

Go ahead,

Fuck with my head. 

It’s safe to say

there’ll be no lifeboat,

Because of your

Inaudible SOS;

You’d rather wait it out-

And find out you were wrong,

than note my dignity

before jumping overboard;

I don’t know how to swim.

“What you do on your own time’s just fine.
My imagination’s much worse, I just never want to know.
What meant the world had folded
like legs and fingers holding onto what escapes me;
what he has: a better kiss that never lasts.
You said, between your smiles and regrets: Don’t say it’s over.
Dead and gone, dead and gone.”
— “Calm Before the Storm,” Fall Out Boy, via PLyrics.com

PostSecret - A Valentine Video, via YouTube.com