April 2008
1 post
“Now that’s a full-figured fetus!”
– “Miss Jay” Alexander, America’s Next Top Model Cycle 10
March 2008
1 post
February 2008
16 posts
“No one called and said, “Hey Natalie, pack boots for Charlotte,” ya...”
– Natalie, CW’s Girlicious, on why she wouldn’t lend Charlotte one of her many pairs of boots.
Me: Fuck
René: What
Me: I can't remember what the fuck I was blogging about
“Every friend we ever had in common
I will sever the tie, sever the tie with...”
– “Sending Postcards from a Plane Crash (WISH YOU WERE HERE),” Fall Out Boy, via Plyrics.com
I suggest not thinking too in-depth about it.
Go ahead, Fuck with my head. It’s safe to say there’ll be no lifeboat, Because of your Inaudible SOS; You’d rather wait it out- And find out you were wrong, than note my dignity before jumping overboard; I don’t know how to swim.
“What you do on your own time’s just fine.
My imagination’s much...”
– “Calm Before the Storm,” Fall Out Boy, via PLyrics.com
“Countdown,” by Jupiter One
Watch Me
You’re always fine. I can’t sleep, it hurts trying not to think You might be hiding, you’re always hiding Stop your sandbox antics Your non-idealistic approach I won’t support your purest sin You might think it’s me And it might always be But watch me hate you Watch me hate your guts
KOTL; →
“We keep saying to him, where is this lingerie experience!?”
– Michael Kors on Ricky, Project Runway Season 4
“Everyone knows that I’m a really strong Christian, and… Christians...”
– Vicki, The Real Housewives of Orange County
“iPod is the official mp3 player of the baby Jesus.”
– Apple Store Customer of the Day
“I learned the hard way
That they all say things you want to hear,
And my...”
– Sara Bareilles, “Love Song”
January 2008
6 posts
Birthwarming Extravaganza 2008: Guest List (In...
HOST: Benjamin Whitneybell Co-Host: René Sierra Honored Guests: Bailey Bednarz Cayleigh Sandoval Erin Mahoney Lindsay Moore Lauren Imbornoni Megan Kearl CoriAlana Carlson Sarah Waite Jake Tasharski Ryan Coleman Cory Fetter TC Mulcahy Charlie Jannetto Sarah Becker Hana Damore Sarah Miller Sara Combellick Taylor Bednarz Featured Guests: TBA
“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to...”
– Jack Kerouac via thinkexist.com
blogging|benjamin
Readers, It is my pleasure to introduce you to my newest venture, the art of the blog. I am not yet sure how this will go, but I have to say that I’m very intrigued by the whole process and looking forward to finding out where this blogging|business takes me. b